User Profile

Yep, so my name is Richard Vannacutt. I am the founder of the most weirdest and elitist legacy you will probably ever see. I live in a town called Ambrose, in The Sims 2, in Australia. I am very patriotic about Australia. Don't diss it or I'll have to cut your fucking head off. Oh I'm sorry, did I say that out loud?

I've been married twice, my first wife, April, she died of old age, and my second wife, Arianna, she cheated on me with my great-grandson. Slut. She was a gold-digger, and I'm glad she's gone. She can go live in a stupid trailer with Eli, that traitor. I have 3 children, well 1 living anyway. Lucas and Amira were with my first wife, and Belle was with my second wife. Lucas continued on the legacy, and Amira ended up assisting in the death of April and I. I blame April for the weirdness of our children, I swear she dropped them on their head when they were babies or something. Moron. Generations later, I was resurrected by my grand-daughter Tamiia. I met my second wife and we had a child, Belle. Now I know she wasn't dropped on her head, because she's the best daughter I've ever had.

I loved my parents, Richard Senior and Melania. Until my sister Kitty, and her stupid demon boyfriend killed them. They're looking for me still, and I know they've found me. It won't be long until they're knocking on my door in an attempt to annihilate the great elite legacy I have created. They think they're awesome and powerful. But they don't know me, or who I know. Watch your back, Kitty you bitch, coz I ain't the one going down this time! I have allies who are more powerful combined than your stupid demon boyfriend!

As for the ladies, I am single. What, you heard I was a player? No way! Unlike the other Vannacutt men, with the same blood in their veins as I, I do not cheat. I AM FAITHFUL DAMMIT. I am a Romance Sim and I just love that Romance. Give it to me, baby! I am also a Celebrity Chef, and yes, the rumours are true. I have cooked multiple times for Paris Hilton. She just loves my lobster thermidor and baked alaska. I love work, culture and weather, and I'm an Aquarius. I'm attracted to blondes with make-up, but you know I can just as easily change that to suit you darling with a ReNuYuSenSo Orb! Oh, and I don't like stink. Ugh. I won't change that at all. Stink is disgusting, buy a shower you whore. Interested parties need only leave a comment on my journal being all like, "Oh Richard! Me love you long time!". Because I know you do. Everyone loves me.